Gettin' your Hands All Goopy....No, Not That Way

Feeling festive? Want to carve a neat pumpkin for a party or for the freeloading, sugar-crazed kiddies in their lame-ass no-effort costumes? Check out this link and this one for some ideas on how to make a pumpkin that'll impress everyone but the criminally insane, the jackass teenagers who've been drinking malt liquor and chucking eggs all night and are looking for something to smash, and Barbara Walters. Yeah, yeah, hallowe'en is kinda lame for jaded adult-type-people like me, but I'm a sculptor, what can I do? I carved my first one last night using the saws and I'm pretty impressed with how it turned out.