Batman

Ian has declared me September's "Batman of the Month." I wholeheartedly accept the honour. I haven't been Batman since I was five years old, terrorizing my neighbourhood with my dark cowl and cape and shouting "POW!" and "BIFF!" and "KA-BLAMMO!!" at the top of my lungs. While all the other kids were playing baseball or football or tag, I was pretending to be a superhero. I used to wear my costume in malls and grocery stores, too. It sort of explains a lot about me, doesn't it?