Further Proof of How Kids Are Dumb

The latest craze to be sweeping the toy stores this Christmas: BEYBLADES. What are they? Little, junky, plastic, spinning tops. What do they do? Spin. Oh, and bump into other little plastic tops. Wage beyblade battles against your friends and score points! Collect them all and then build your own, using five whole interchangeable parts! Imagine the possibilities!

I suppose it's better than making your kid a permanent fixture in front of the TV. But not by much.

Further browsing on the Hasbro site brought me to this little gem: Music 'N Lights SIT 'N SPIN! Honestly, who names these things?