Art Imititating Life

Ever wanted to re-live the magical 2004 Superbowl Halftime Show without all that annoying digital censoring?

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Although this story is the proverbial dead horse to beat for the new year, I still applaud the work of this enterprising Canadian artist. As of this posting, the asking price has reached over $300 already. Lets just hope her work doesn't get turned into a mass market commercial model overnight.