Your Weekly Eye-Update

Everything's back to normal, folks! The eye is a-okay. Looks like whatever was stuck up there popped out in my sleep one night this past weekend. I didn't get a look at it, but judging by the amount of pain I was in, I expect it was a Storm Shadow G.I. Joe action figure, complete with his complement of small plastic swords and throwing stars.

I could be mistaken, of course. I can't back that up, nor would I want to offer a guess as to how a Storm Shadow action figure would get up there in the first place. None that I would care to admit, anyway.